Do you think I just sit around and think about you all the
Did you honestly believe that I would go crazy out of my mind?
Ha buster! The jokes on you! I have better things to do!
Were you really that sure of yourself to think I wouldn't
Let me be the first to tell you that I am extremely well and
Oh my. Did I touch a nerve? This is absolutely superb!
I can go to bed when I please, and if it suits me, sleep
I can wait three weeks to do laundry without you saying how
And wash my car in the rain? Wouldn't that fry your brain!
I can let the animals sleep on the bed and not a soul twice
I can watch TV with the volume down low, and hear myself think.
What's that you said? Why is your face turning beat red?
I can keep all the windows open even when its below zero
Not that I would do such a silly thing, but wouldn't that
get your hide!
What went wrong? I stopped dancing to your song!
I can put red sauce on any type of food I choose to gobble
I can even eat the food in the living room without you turning
What's that? You're blubbering! This is so astonishing!
I can leave my makeup on the sink and throw my clothes on
I can have phone calls late at night without you getting extremely
I'm sorry. You think its silly? Ah well, there lies the pity.
I can now say good-bye to all those deadlock ghosts you left
I can honestly say that my life has turned around and I am
Don't look so blue! Let me be the first to bid you adieu!
March 1, 1997